I have a watch on my wrist

i am sure as fuck that Stravinsky’s ‘The Rite of Spring” is the devil’s work. I’ve never heard anything more demonic, disturbing or terrifying in my life. Spring is deranged. Spring is a horror film for the ears. It’s like he’s stuck his dick in my ear and fucked my brain to pieces. It’s so violent, aggressive and dramatic… yet there is a preciseness in the clinical changes of rhythm and tempo and a great sense of deceptive randomness to some notes that reminds me of music’s more mathematical side. Its monstrous. I listened to the whole thing in the dark and I don’t think I’ve ever been so emotionally manipulated by a piece of music in my entire life. I feel tired after listening to it. I feel a little deranged.

In short. it’s beautiful. 

• He can speak fluent Swedish
• He was a professional dancer for 8 years before moving on to acting
• He’s a fucking Knight. And made so by Queen Margaret II of Denmark. 
• He loves his motorbikes.
• His cheekbones are considered official danish landmarks, and can be seen from space. 
• He is currently 47. Not that you could tell.
• But what do you expect from a man who is capable of destroying all moral compasses. Age is but a number when manipulative, psychotic, well dressed cannibals start actually being a thing you want in your pants. (considering the glaring health and safety issues)
• Not that he’s actually a cannibal.
• Not that it would make much difference.
• at all.
• like thats how much the lines are blurred.
• he is so good at acting he can stay silent for about 70% of a full ‘Hannibal’ episode and you’d still let him chew on your skull.
• His name is apparently pronounced: Mass Meguelsnn
• And just like the crab his skeleton is on the outside.
• He didn’t care about anything James Bond before, during or after he was playing the bond villain ‘Le Chifre’. u mads?
• …
• Also he looks like this:
• 
• Which is actually illegal in many parts of Europe. 
• He is a daddy, and has 2 children.
• His page on Wikipedia is shorter than this post.
• Which is cool cos of several reasons but mainly for HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MYSTERIOUS IN THE AGE OF CYBER ENLIGHTENMENT AND INFORMATION THAT TRAVELS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
• I am going to sleep now.
• I honestly couldn’t go to sleep without doing this list.
• But i’m done now so
• er.
• bye.

like the series about Van Gogh were cumberbatch just read extracts from his diaries for about three hours! I mean, these are the words of intelligent and highly creative people - if they think they can do better than that they’re stupider than I thought.

OH FUCK 

EXACTLY

like who the hell looks at leonardo da vinci’s words and thinks to themselves…

nah.

boring.

i mean. what asshole thinks they can improve that man’s work in any possible, conceivable fucking way?

hahaha, yeah; the Peruvian man and the golden ratio dictate human perfection and also pls don’t sensationalise my works kthxbi ~ Leo

welp. looked at a review and found this:

‘This all makes Da Vinci’s Demons not a terrible show, nor a terribly good one’

didn’t watch it :/

I’m scared its shit. i’m almost certain its shit. i’m sure theres a little side note elaborately written backwards in one of Leonardo’s notebooks saying  ’sound mimics the ripples made by water and btw that thing about meis gonna be shite’