June 2012
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“One time I was actually - he doesn’t know this, but I’ll say it - one time I was sitting next to him. We had a very long car ride and he dozed off. I did just stare at him for like 25 minutes or something in the car. He slept deep. He looked relaxed.”
-Jason Schwartzman on a car ride with Bill murray
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y’know what’s funny
coneheads
coneheads are funny
meowjuana replied to your post: i think i’m addicted to my own sadness thats…
not good not good
i’d rather be addicted to novacain or embalming fluid fucking dammit whats wrong with me
i think i’m addicted to my own sadness
thats really bad
thats not good
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when you have to convince a bunch of 15 year olds that your actually twenty years old and you don’t even bother because they care more than you do.
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[[MORE]]i always feel weird when i realise i find i have something in common with a celebrity or someone i admire. i mean its gonna happen anyway one way or another, coincidence or just the fact that i gravitate towards their existence tends to be a precursor to finding small similarities that i can’t help latch onto… but i always feel that when i say stuff like ‘oh yeah...
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wingsofcheese:
Do you have a nickname?
“Danny (Aykroyd) uses The Murricane. (Laughs) I don’t know if I can live up to that. Otherwise, a few people call me Sleepy. When I was a little kid playing baseball, my manager called me Sleepy. And only a few people, who know me from way, way back, call me that still. I used to drift off and that’s why they made me the catcher, so I wouldn’t fall...
mgruff replied to your post: i hope who ever started that Big Lebowski 2 rumour…
but… but.. does The Big Lebowski really need a sequel???
i’m not too sure on whether it needs a sequel, the film should, technically, essentially stand by itself, but…but as someone who is picky about sequels, i was ready to trust Bill Murray’s judgement. but there it is. the fluke, the lies...
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i hope who ever started that Big Lebowski 2 rumour starts inexplicably folding back on themselves until their head is eventually shoved up their arse.
crackinthepaint replied to your post: why would you lie about a Big Lebowski 2 tho. …
i’m in tears
i’m just dazed… i went from ‘brain smashing through my skull’ excited to just stone faced, dumbfounded silence. WHO COULD MAKE THAT UP I DON’T UNDERSTAND
crackinthepaint:
ok so the big lebowski 2 isn’t really happening?
ex-fucking-zactly
thats just intrinsically cruel on so many levels, i mean we’re talking Dante’s inferno now i mean how could they
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why would you lie about a Big Lebowski 2 tho.
with Bill Murray.
who the fuck would or even could make that up.
what in the actual fuck
what
welp
I guess i’m just gonna have to sit back and let the sexy prince Hal beat my brain into a fine paste soon.
but first i’ll let Whishaw’s Richard II leave me temporarily blind by his his brilliance on saturday shall i
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and then they were like
‘why do you love Bill Murray so much Barbara?’
and i was like ‘well…’
and they understood
and it was good
i do everything to the sound of the beginning of Francois Hardy’s temps de l’amour
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i enjoy acknowledging the fact that Bill Murray’s name is actually really William James Murray
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Watchdrunkonstevphen:
This man is beyond words.
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pudentilla replied to your post: pudentilla replied to your post: block…
Why his belly button, though?
dunno
…
seems like a good place to start i guess
although start what i’m not entirely sure
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i told a friend i liked Bill Murray.
they said ‘ew’
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By contrast Buster Keaton looks like Jim Carrey at his most antic. At home he dresses in black tracksuits, identical except for their red, yellow and orange stripes. He exudes sadness and alienation and is stirred though not seriously aroused by occasional brushes with young women, especially glimpses of their legs. Murray can make a long drawn-out ‘No’ with an upward inflection...
pudentilla replied to your post: block pudentilla replied to…
A TRAP ONE, and if he puts his hand in a hole he ends up vaccumed inside it like in Space Jam, except he ends up in A BEDROOM.
omg
omg
the most beautiful mental images
he’ll arrive in my bedroom and i’ll play with his belly button without asking his permission BECAUSE
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pudentilla replied to your post: pudentilla replied to your post: bill murray is in…
LET’S ASK HIM POLITELY. Are there good golf things in London? I think we should build one to attract him here.
ha
HAAAAA
omg build a golf course
omg
thats genius
that is genius
jesus dfhvbdfjhv
nelson-wilbury replied to your post: nelson-wilbury replied to your post: bill murray…
AH BALLS HE’S UP IN THE NORTH
wut NO
wtf is wrong with this old man. why does he find it so difficult to walk into the path of someone who is willing to kidnap and exchange him for another severely talented american. i don’t understand.
nelson-wilbury replied to your post: bill murray is in ireland. he played golf in…
omfg where in Ireland
Royal Portrush ? playing some golf and kicking everybody’s ass apparently, go find him for me i swear i’ll pay you back, send him too be in a box, and i swear it’ll be one old timer for another, you give me Murray and i’ll hunt down the Dylan, i’ll...
