1. whisky-a-gogo:

    mega-perv-extraordinaire:

    i visited my old friend Vincent at the National Gallery today.

    I stared at his sunflowers and chair for at least 40 minutes straight.

    And i have realised, that every single time i look at one of his painitngs i find myself salivating.  i can see why he wanted to eat his yellow paint so bad now.

    Seriously i can see you Barbara, in an opium den in late 1800’s, chasing the dragon and then painting something grand. 

    And you’d be a man. 

    and i’d be a sexy man too. sexy painter man, chasing dragons and making babies, living with one leg and a large benign tumour behind my left ear. drinking profusely and stealing rich peoples clothes for ma prostitute friends, owning a monkey and a cockerel and several sheep in a one bedroom apartment.

    that was all intended as a joke but its started to sound alot like heaven.

     
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    LADIES AND GENTS, Barbara.
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    and i’d be a sexy man too. sexy painter man, chasing dragons and making babies, living with one leg and a large benign...
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