Sadly I agree :( I was so disappointed.
i’m a big Tim Burton fan.
I’m a big Johnny Depp fan.
I’m a big Eva Green fan.
I’m a big Michel Pfeiffer fan.
I’m a big Helena Bonham Carter fan
I can tolerate Chloe Moretz and Johnny Lee Miller
I love vampires (most of the time)
I love werewolves (again, most of the time)
yet i sat through that film despite looking forward to seeing johnny depp play a vampire for the first time (which technically is a match made in the deepest, warmest and most interesting recesses of hell) munching on my popcorn not giving one. single. fuck. about anything. i was void. it was void of anything that could incite emotional investment.
i was, like you extremely disappointed…and sad, because although i knew it wasn’t going to be the paramount of cinematic history, i thought it would at least be entertaining, pretty to look at, i had never been so bored since i was dragged to ‘friends with benefits’