I am an irregular, multi-faceted, unhinged human being. I am obsessed with anyone or anything that I feel mirrors one of my own personal traits. I feel that this happens due to the uncertainty within myself and my need to find confirmation within legendary, beautiful people, that i am not crazy and that there is hope. 96% of what i think about can be traced back or linked to one word: sex. I don’t have a favourite colour. I only know who i am going to be when i talk to you. I am lazy. I never where matching socks. My opinion should never be taken into serious consideration, by next week it will not be the same. I hate Time. I love You.

 

slapping tom hiddleston’s face has just turned into a number one priority personal life goal

Jeremy: So… you think that just because your so hot you can run around tormenting thousands… without even engaging in brutal, sexually explicit activities involving riding crops and norse related costumes in their bedrooms as is due to every single one of your fans, young man…?

Tom:Yep.

Jeremy: …

(Source: indieame)

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A HOVERING TUMBLR SIGN ON JEREMY IRONS ON A GIF OF HIM SLAPPING TOM HIDDLESTON PLEASE

COS THAT SHOULD BE HIS PUNISHMENT FOR BEING SO HOT.

let me tell you something.

i got back from the library and i was honestly in the best mood ever, like i knew what i had to do today and i was absolutely happy to do it. I was ready, willing. active and alert.

then Tom Hiddleston trampled all over my dreams got slapped by jeremy irons had his hat taken off stood there in all his glory as the camera took a step back to reveal his overall fit body and his sassy snarky attitude and i sat there.

i sat there and wept.

and now it is nearly 3 o’clock and i have done NOTHING.

That new clip of Henry IV is basically Scar telling Loki to get his shit together.

Words hundreds of years old, filled with timeless emotion, with courage, valor, strength all depicted in a language so expressive and creative that i am privileged to speak and comprehend it…yet all i did was think about his butt.

Words hundreds of years old, filled with timeless emotion, with courage, valor, strength all depicted in a language so expressive and creative that i am privileged to speak and comprehend it…yet all i did was think about his butt.


one day i’ll rock up the courage to tell Tom Hiddleston that his crotch is at times the highlight of my day.

sometimes i scrape all my hair back in the shower.

okay no thats it can we not have Thor 2 because no one asked for that I want ‘Loki: The Movie’ and i want it now.

NOW.

when i see a Tom Hiddleston audio post where he’s reading poetry or whatever the fuck he’s doing… i actually do breathing exercises and brace myself before i press play. 

has anyone heard about this ‘Friend Request Pending’? short film Tom Hiddleston and Dame Judi Dench are meant to be in?

cos i wanna see it but theres only like  40 second clip of it on Imdb and theres no Tom to be seen

does anyone know when Henry V will air?

What about Tom Hiddleston’s perfection made you think that editing his pictures in a weird sickly glow was a good idea.